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Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 921
“You’re retiring. Mrs. Fern is not.”
From Mrs. Fern: Church pianist. Insists on the right key. Hits a wrong note now and then.
The front reads “Mrs. Fern, on your retirement: You’re retiring. Mrs. Fern is not.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.
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