Funny Divorce and Breakup Cards
When a friend is going through a breakup, they need their church family around them. Our cast is supportive and gentle, and Miss Opal never liked them anyway.
Send one to a friend, a family member or someone in your small group. The card opens to the punchline, and your note offers real support underneath.
This collection has 10 funny divorce and breakup ecards from Pastor Hollis, Gloria, Bernice, Pastor Josh, Miss Opal, Pastor Kevin, Mrs. Fern, Elder Clyde, Caleb and Grace. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.
10 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes
Pastor Hollis · Breakups & Divorce“The LORD is nigh unto them that are of a broken heart.” Psalm 34:18
Gloria · Breakups & DivorceGloria heard about the breakup.
Bernice · Breakups & DivorceBless you. Bernice heard about the breakup.
Pastor Josh · Breakups & DivorcePastor Josh heard about the breakup.
Miss Opal · Breakups & DivorceMiss Opal heard about the breakup.
Pastor Kevin · Breakups & DivorcePastor Kevin heard about the breakup.
Mrs. Fern · Breakups & DivorceMrs. Fern heard about the breakup.
Elder Clyde · Breakups & DivorceElder Clyde heard about the breakup.
Caleb · Breakups & DivorceCaleb heard about the breakup.
Grace · Breakups & DivorceGrace heard about the breakup.What to write in a funny divorce and breakup card
- Lead with support in the note.
- Pastor Hollis’s card offers comfort and a casserole.
- Avoid naming the ex in the note.
- Follow up with an invitation to lunch after church.