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Pastor Hollis

Pastor Hollis: Funny Cards from the Pastor

Senior pastor. Opens with a verse, closes with the truth.

Pastor Hollis has preached at the same church for 30 years. Every card opens with a short King James verse and closes with what he is actually thinking.

He is the right choice for pastors, church friends, holidays, sympathy and anyone who appreciates a well-chosen scripture with a punchline.

Pastor Hollis has cards for every occasion. Every card works the same way: the front sets up the joke, your recipient clicks to open it, and the punchline lands inside with your own note printed in smaller type right below it. Pick a card, add their name and a line or two of your own, and send it by email or text now or on the day you choose. Each card is $2.99, or save with a 5-card pack or the annual pass.

27 cards · $2.99 each

Pastor Hollis thinking of you card: “The LORD bless thee, and keep thee.” Numbers 6:24Pastor Hollis · Thinking of You“The LORD bless thee, and keep thee.” Numbers 6:24Pastor Hollis birthdays card: “So teach us to number our days.” Psalm 90:12Pastor Hollis · Birthdays“So teach us to number our days.” Psalm 90:12Pastor Hollis anniversary card: “A threefold cord is not quickly broken.” Ecclesiastes 4:12Pastor Hollis · Anniversary“A threefold cord is not quickly broken.” Ecclesiastes 4:12Pastor Hollis engagement card: “It is not good that the man should be alone.” Genesis 2:18Pastor Hollis · Engagement“It is not good that the man should be alone.” Genesis 2:18Pastor Hollis wedding card: “Two are better than one.” Ecclesiastes 4:9Pastor Hollis · Wedding“Two are better than one.” Ecclesiastes 4:9Pastor Hollis new baby card: “Lo, children are an heritage of the LORD.” Psalm 127:3Pastor Hollis · New Baby“Lo, children are an heritage of the LORD.” Psalm 127:3Pastor Hollis graduation card: “Wisdom is the principal thing.” Proverbs 4:7Pastor Hollis · Graduation“Wisdom is the principal thing.” Proverbs 4:7Pastor Hollis promotion card: “Well done, thou good and faithful servant.” Matthew 25:21Pastor Hollis · Promotion“Well done, thou good and faithful servant.” Matthew 25:21Pastor Hollis congratulations card: “We will rejoice and be glad in it.” Psalm 118:24Pastor Hollis · Congratulations“We will rejoice and be glad in it.” Psalm 118:24Pastor Hollis retirement card: “He rested on the seventh day.” Genesis 2:2Pastor Hollis · Retirement“He rested on the seventh day.” Genesis 2:2Pastor Hollis thank you card: “I thank my God upon every remembrance of you.” Philippians 1:3Pastor Hollis · Thank You“I thank my God upon every remembrance of you.” Philippians 1:3Pastor Hollis breakups & divorce card: “The LORD is nigh unto them that are of a broken heart.” Psalm 34:18Pastor Hollis · Breakups & Divorce“The LORD is nigh unto them that are of a broken heart.” Psalm 34:18Pastor Hollis losing your job card: “Thoughts of peace, and not of evil.” Jeremiah 29:11Pastor Hollis · Losing Your Job“Thoughts of peace, and not of evil.” Jeremiah 29:11Pastor Hollis illness card: “Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders.” James 5:14Pastor Hollis · Illness“Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders.” James 5:14Pastor Hollis sympathy card: “Blessed are they that mourn: for they shall be comforted.” Matthew 5:4Pastor Hollis · Sympathy“Blessed are they that mourn: for they shall be comforted.” Matthew 5:4Pastor Hollis hurt on the job card: “He healeth the broken in heart, and bindeth up their wounds.” Psalm 147:3Pastor Hollis · Hurt on the Job“He healeth the broken in heart, and bindeth up their wounds.” Psalm 147:3Pastor Hollis hurt doing a hobby card: “Pride goeth before destruction.” Proverbs 16:18Pastor Hollis · Hurt Doing a Hobby“Pride goeth before destruction.” Proverbs 16:18Pastor Hollis new year’s day card: “Behold, all things are become new.” 2 Corinthians 5:17Pastor Hollis · New Year’s Day“Behold, all things are become new.” 2 Corinthians 5:17Pastor Hollis valentine’s day card: “Charity suffereth long, and is kind.” 1 Corinthians 13:4Pastor Hollis · Valentine’s Day“Charity suffereth long, and is kind.” 1 Corinthians 13:4Pastor Hollis easter card: “He is not here: for he is risen.” Matthew 28:6Pastor Hollis · Easter“He is not here: for he is risen.” Matthew 28:6Pastor Hollis mother’s day card: “Her children arise up, and call her blessed.” Proverbs 31:28Pastor Hollis · Mother’s Day“Her children arise up, and call her blessed.” Proverbs 31:28Pastor Hollis father’s day card: “The glory of children are their fathers.” Proverbs 17:6Pastor Hollis · Father’s Day“The glory of children are their fathers.” Proverbs 17:6Pastor Hollis fourth of july card: “Where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty.” 2 Corinthians 3:17Pastor Hollis · Fourth of July“Where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty.” 2 Corinthians 3:17Pastor Hollis back to school card: “Train up a child in the way he should go.” Proverbs 22:6Pastor Hollis · Back to School“Train up a child in the way he should go.” Proverbs 22:6Pastor Hollis halloween card: “There is no fear in love.” 1 John 4:18Pastor Hollis · Halloween“There is no fear in love.” 1 John 4:18Pastor Hollis thanksgiving card: “O give thanks unto the LORD, for he is good.” Psalm 107:1Pastor Hollis · Thanksgiving“O give thanks unto the LORD, for he is good.” Psalm 107:1Pastor Hollis christmas card: “Behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy.” Luke 2:10Pastor Hollis · Christmas“Behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy.” Luke 2:10