Miss Opal: Funny Cards from a Church Mother

Same pew for sixty years. Brings a casserole and an opinion.

Miss Opal has sat in the same pew for 60 years. She brings a casserole to every occasion, wears the biggest hat in the sanctuary and never liked your ex.

She is perfect for anniversaries, new babies, get well wishes, Mother’s Day and anyone who has a Miss Opal at their church.

Miss Opal has cards for every occasion. Every card works the same way: the front sets up the joke, your recipient clicks to open it, and the punchline lands inside with your own note printed in smaller type right below it. Pick a card, add their name and a line or two of your own, and send it by email or text now or on the day you choose. Each card is $2.99, or save with a 5-card pack or the annual pass.

27 cards · $2.99 each