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Elder Clyde

Elder Clyde: Funny Cards from the Church Elder

Church elder. Keeping an eye on you.

Elder Clyde is keeping an eye on you. He counts attendance, watches the offering plate and supervises Pastor Josh at every church picnic.

He is the choice for church leaders, deacons, dads and anyone who needs a card with a raised eyebrow.

Elder Clyde has cards for every occasion. Every card works the same way: the front sets up the joke, your recipient clicks to open it, and the punchline lands inside with your own note printed in smaller type right below it. Pick a card, add their name and a line or two of your own, and send it by email or text now or on the day you choose. Each card is $2.99, or save with a 5-card pack or the annual pass.

27 cards · $2.99 each

Elder Clyde thinking of you card: Elder Clyde is thinking of you.Elder Clyde · Thinking of YouElder Clyde is thinking of you.Elder Clyde birthdays card: Happy birthday from Elder Clyde.Elder Clyde · BirthdaysHappy birthday from Elder Clyde.Elder Clyde anniversary card: Happy anniversary from Elder Clyde.Elder Clyde · AnniversaryHappy anniversary from Elder Clyde.Elder Clyde engagement card: You’re engaged. Elder Clyde noticed.Elder Clyde · EngagementYou’re engaged. Elder Clyde noticed.Elder Clyde wedding card: You’re married. Elder Clyde approves.Elder Clyde · WeddingYou’re married. Elder Clyde approves.Elder Clyde new baby card: A new baby. Elder Clyde is pleased.Elder Clyde · New BabyA new baby. Elder Clyde is pleased.Elder Clyde graduation card: You graduated. Elder Clyde is proud.Elder Clyde · GraduationYou graduated. Elder Clyde is proud.Elder Clyde promotion card: A promotion. Elder Clyde is impressed.Elder Clyde · PromotionA promotion. Elder Clyde is impressed.Elder Clyde congratulations card: Elder Clyde heard the good news.Elder Clyde · CongratulationsElder Clyde heard the good news.Elder Clyde retirement card: You’re retiring. Elder Clyde has noted it.Elder Clyde · RetirementYou’re retiring. Elder Clyde has noted it.Elder Clyde thank you card: Thank you from Elder Clyde.Elder Clyde · Thank YouThank you from Elder Clyde.Elder Clyde breakups & divorce card: Elder Clyde heard about the breakup.Elder Clyde · Breakups & DivorceElder Clyde heard about the breakup.Elder Clyde losing your job card: Elder Clyde heard about the job.Elder Clyde · Losing Your JobElder Clyde heard about the job.Elder Clyde illness card: Get well from Elder Clyde.Elder Clyde · IllnessGet well from Elder Clyde.Elder Clyde sympathy card: Elder Clyde is so sorry.Elder Clyde · SympathyElder Clyde is so sorry.Elder Clyde hurt on the job card: Elder Clyde heard you got hurt at work.Elder Clyde · Hurt on the JobElder Clyde heard you got hurt at work.Elder Clyde hurt doing a hobby card: Elder Clyde heard about your hobby injury.Elder Clyde · Hurt Doing a HobbyElder Clyde heard about your hobby injury.Elder Clyde new year’s day card: A new year. Elder Clyde is watching.Elder Clyde · New Year’s DayA new year. Elder Clyde is watching.Elder Clyde valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Elder Clyde.Elder Clyde · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Elder Clyde.Elder Clyde easter card: Happy Easter from Elder Clyde.Elder Clyde · EasterHappy Easter from Elder Clyde.Elder Clyde mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day from Elder Clyde.Elder Clyde · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day from Elder Clyde.Elder Clyde father’s day card: Happy Father’s Day from Elder Clyde.Elder Clyde · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day from Elder Clyde.Elder Clyde fourth of july card: Happy Fourth of July from Elder Clyde.Elder Clyde · Fourth of JulyHappy Fourth of July from Elder Clyde.Elder Clyde back to school card: Back to school. Elder Clyde has a reminder.Elder Clyde · Back to SchoolBack to school. Elder Clyde has a reminder.Elder Clyde halloween card: Happy Halloween from Elder Clyde.Elder Clyde · HalloweenHappy Halloween from Elder Clyde.Elder Clyde thanksgiving card: Happy Thanksgiving from Elder Clyde.Elder Clyde · ThanksgivingHappy Thanksgiving from Elder Clyde.Elder Clyde christmas card: Merry Christmas from Elder Clyde.Elder Clyde · ChristmasMerry Christmas from Elder Clyde.