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Funny Valentine’s Day Cards

Love is patient and kind, and it also lets the other person pick the restaurant. Our cast celebrates Valentine’s Day with First Corinthians, a fellowship-hall spaghetti supper and an elder watching the back row.

Send one to your spouse, a friend, a church couple or a youth group kid. The card opens to the punchline, with your note right below it.

This collection has 10 funny valentine’s day ecards from Pastor Hollis, Gloria, Bernice, Pastor Josh, Miss Opal, Pastor Kevin, Mrs. Fern, Elder Clyde, Caleb and Grace. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

10 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

Pastor Hollis valentine’s day card: “Charity suffereth long, and is kind.” 1 Corinthians 13:4Pastor Hollis · Valentine’s Day“Charity suffereth long, and is kind.” 1 Corinthians 13:4Gloria valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Gloria.Gloria · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Gloria.Bernice valentine’s day card: Bless you. It’s Valentine’s Day.Bernice · Valentine’s DayBless you. It’s Valentine’s Day.Pastor Josh valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Pastor Josh.Pastor Josh · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Pastor Josh.Miss Opal valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Miss Opal.Miss Opal · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Miss Opal.Pastor Kevin valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Pastor Kevin.Pastor Kevin · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Pastor Kevin.Mrs. Fern valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Mrs. Fern.Mrs. Fern · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Mrs. Fern.Elder Clyde valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Elder Clyde.Elder Clyde · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Elder Clyde.Caleb valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Caleb.Caleb · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Caleb.Grace valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Grace.Grace · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Grace.

What to write in a funny valentine’s day card