Bernice: Funny Cards from the Church Secretary

Church secretary. Bless you. Now sign the sheet.

Bernice runs the church office. Every card starts with “Bless you,” and then gets down to business: the bulletin, the prayer list, the sign-up sheet and the fellowship hall calendar.

She is the choice for volunteers, committee members, church staff and anyone who has been signed up for something they didn’t sign up for.

Bernice has cards for every occasion. Every card works the same way: the front sets up the joke, your recipient clicks to open it, and the punchline lands inside with your own note printed in smaller type right below it. Pick a card, add their name and a line or two of your own, and send it by email or text now or on the day you choose. Each card is $2.99, or save with a 5-card pack or the annual pass.

27 cards · $2.99 each