Funny Promotion Cards
A promotion means more responsibility and, according to Pastor Hollis, more meetings. Our cast congratulates the new boss with a verse, a joke and an eye on the offering plate.
Send one to a friend from church with a new title, a new deacon or committee chair, or a family member moving up. The card opens to the punchline, with your note below it.
This collection has 10 funny promotion ecards from Pastor Hollis, Gloria, Bernice, Pastor Josh, Miss Opal, Pastor Kevin, Mrs. Fern, Elder Clyde, Caleb and Grace. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.
10 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes
Pastor Hollis · Promotion“Well done, thou good and faithful servant.” Matthew 25:21
Gloria · PromotionA promotion. Gloria says you got the solo.
Bernice · PromotionBless you. A promotion.
Pastor Josh · PromotionA promotion. Pastor Josh says nice.
Miss Opal · PromotionA promotion. Miss Opal isn’t surprised.
Pastor Kevin · PromotionA promotion. Pastor Kevin is inspired.
Mrs. Fern · PromotionA promotion. Mrs. Fern approves.
Elder Clyde · PromotionA promotion. Elder Clyde is impressed.
Caleb · PromotionA promotion. Caleb says nice.
Grace · PromotionA promotion. Grace is impressed.What to write in a funny promotion card
- A gentle joke about meetings works for every new title.
- Elder Clyde’s card is perfect for someone with a big new job.
- Add the new title in the note.
- Send it the day it’s announced.