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Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 871
“You’re retiring. Miss Opal has plans for you.”
From Miss Opal: Same pew for sixty years. Brings a casserole and an opinion.
The front reads “Miss Opal, on your retirement: You’re retiring. Miss Opal has plans for you.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.
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