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Funny New Year’s Cards

A new year means fresh resolutions, a new church calendar and the same old pew. Our cast celebrates new beginnings with Second Corinthians, a Bible-reading plan that stalls in Leviticus and an elder who will be checking in.

Send one to friends, family, your Sunday school class or your pastor. Each card opens to its punchline, with your note right underneath.

This collection has 10 funny new year’s ecards from Pastor Hollis, Gloria, Bernice, Pastor Josh, Miss Opal, Pastor Kevin, Mrs. Fern, Elder Clyde, Caleb and Grace. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

10 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

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