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Funny Mother’s Day Cards

Mother’s Day at church means carnations, a special sermon and a lot of tired moms in the pews. Our cast honors mothers with Proverbs 31, a carnation from Bernice and the truth about the laundry.

Send one to your mom, grandmother, wife or a church mother who looked after you. The card opens to the punchline, with your note right below it.

This collection has 10 funny mother’s day ecards from Pastor Hollis, Gloria, Bernice, Pastor Josh, Miss Opal, Pastor Kevin, Mrs. Fern, Elder Clyde, Caleb and Grace. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

10 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

Pastor Hollis mother’s day card: “Her children arise up, and call her blessed.” Proverbs 31:28Pastor Hollis · Mother’s Day“Her children arise up, and call her blessed.” Proverbs 31:28Gloria mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day from Gloria.Gloria · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day from Gloria.Bernice mother’s day card: Bless you. It’s Mother’s Day.Bernice · Mother’s DayBless you. It’s Mother’s Day.Pastor Josh mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day from Pastor Josh.Pastor Josh · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day from Pastor Josh.Miss Opal mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day from Miss Opal.Miss Opal · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day from Miss Opal.Pastor Kevin mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day from Pastor Kevin.Pastor Kevin · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day from Pastor Kevin.Mrs. Fern mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day from Mrs. Fern.Mrs. Fern · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day from Mrs. Fern.Elder Clyde mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day from Elder Clyde.Elder Clyde · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day from Elder Clyde.Caleb mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day from Caleb.Caleb · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day from Caleb.Grace mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day from Grace.Grace · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day from Grace.

What to write in a funny mother’s day card