Mrs. Fern: Funny Cards from the Church Pianist

Church pianist. Insists on the right key. Hits a wrong note now and then.

Mrs. Fern has played the church piano for 41 years. She insists on the proper key, keeps perfect posture and still hits a wrong note now and then.

She is perfect for musicians, piano teachers, choir members and anyone who appreciates doing things properly.

Mrs. Fern has cards for every occasion. Every card works the same way: the front sets up the joke, your recipient clicks to open it, and the punchline lands inside with your own note printed in smaller type right below it. Pick a card, add their name and a line or two of your own, and send it by email or text now or on the day you choose. Each card is $2.99, or save with a 5-card pack or the annual pass.

27 cards · $2.99 each