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Funny New Baby Cards

A new baby at church means a casserole, a spot on the cradle roll and a nursery rotation in a few years. Our cast welcomes the baby the way church people do: with food, prayer and a sign-up sheet.

Send one to new parents from church, your pastor’s family or any friend with a newborn. Each card opens to the punchline, with your note right below.

This collection has 10 funny new baby ecards from Pastor Hollis, Gloria, Bernice, Pastor Josh, Miss Opal, Pastor Kevin, Mrs. Fern, Elder Clyde, Caleb and Grace. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

10 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

What to write in a funny new baby card