Funny New Baby Cards
A new baby at church means a casserole, a spot on the cradle roll and a nursery rotation in a few years. Our cast welcomes the baby the way church people do: with food, prayer and a sign-up sheet.
Send one to new parents from church, your pastor’s family or any friend with a newborn. Each card opens to the punchline, with your note right below.
This collection has 10 funny new baby ecards from Pastor Hollis, Gloria, Bernice, Pastor Josh, Miss Opal, Pastor Kevin, Mrs. Fern, Elder Clyde, Caleb and Grace. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.
10 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes
Pastor Hollis · New Baby“Lo, children are an heritage of the LORD.” Psalm 127:3
Gloria · New BabyA new baby. Gloria hears a soloist.
Bernice · New BabyBless you. A new baby.
Pastor Josh · New BabyA new baby. Pastor Josh is stoked.
Miss Opal · New BabyA new baby. Miss Opal is bringing a casserole.
Pastor Kevin · New BabyA new baby. Pastor Kevin is ready.
Mrs. Fern · New BabyA new baby. Mrs. Fern is delighted.
Elder Clyde · New BabyA new baby. Elder Clyde is pleased.
Caleb · New BabyA new baby. Caleb is excited.
Grace · New BabyA new baby. Grace is so excited.What to write in a funny new baby card
- Keep it light. New parents are tired, not offended.
- Miss Opal’s casserole card is a natural fit.
- Sign it from your Sunday school class.
- Send it in the first week.