Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 796

“You’re retiring. Gloria calls it a rest.”

From Gloria: Choir director. Every feeling has a key signature.

The front reads “Gloria, on your retirement: You’re retiring. Gloria calls it a rest.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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Personalize & send

1. Add their name and your note.
2. Send it now or schedule it, by email or text.
3. They click to open it and get your message.