Funny Birthday Cards
Every church has a birthday list in the bulletin and somebody who insists on singing. These cards come from that world: a pastor who opens with a verse, a church secretary who already put you in the bulletin, and a youth group that ate your donut hole.
Send one to your pastor, a Sunday school teacher, a choir member, a friend from small group or your own family. The front sets up the joke, the card opens to the punchline, and your note sits right underneath.
This collection has 10 funny birthday ecards from Pastor Hollis, Gloria, Bernice, Pastor Josh, Miss Opal, Pastor Kevin, Mrs. Fern, Elder Clyde, Caleb and Grace. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.
10 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes
Pastor Hollis · Birthdays“So teach us to number our days.” Psalm 90:12
Gloria · BirthdaysGloria is leading the birthday song.
Bernice · BirthdaysBless you. It’s your birthday.
Pastor Josh · BirthdaysHappy birthday from Pastor Josh.
Miss Opal · BirthdaysHappy birthday from Miss Opal.
Pastor Kevin · BirthdaysHappy birthday from Pastor Kevin.
Mrs. Fern · BirthdaysHappy birthday from Mrs. Fern.
Elder Clyde · BirthdaysHappy birthday from Elder Clyde.
Caleb · BirthdaysHappy birthday from Caleb.
Grace · BirthdaysHappy birthday from Grace.What to write in a funny birthday card
- For a pastor, a joke about long sermons always lands.
- For a choir member, Gloria or Mrs. Fern speak their language.
- Mention the age only if they will laugh about it.
- Sign it from the whole Sunday school class.