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Front of the Pastor Hollis retirement card: Pastor Hollis, on your retirement. “He rested on the seventh day.” Genesis 2:2
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Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 771

““He rested on the seventh day.” Genesis 2:2”

From Pastor Hollis: Senior pastor. Opens with a verse, closes with the truth.

The front reads “Pastor Hollis, on your retirement: “He rested on the seventh day.” Genesis 2:2” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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