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Funny Get Well Cards

When someone at church gets sick, the meal train starts, the prayer chain lights up and the elders show up at the door. Our cast wishes them a quick recovery with all of that and a few jokes.

Send one to a friend recovering from surgery, a church member at home sick or anyone who needs a laugh. Each card opens to its punchline, with your note underneath.

This collection has 10 funny get well ecards from Pastor Hollis, Gloria, Bernice, Pastor Josh, Miss Opal, Pastor Kevin, Mrs. Fern, Elder Clyde, Caleb and Grace. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

10 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

Pastor Hollis illness card: “Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders.” James 5:14Pastor Hollis · Illness“Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders.” James 5:14Gloria illness card: Get well from Gloria.Gloria · IllnessGet well from Gloria.Bernice illness card: Bless you. You’re sick.Bernice · IllnessBless you. You’re sick.Pastor Josh illness card: Get well from Pastor Josh.Pastor Josh · IllnessGet well from Pastor Josh.Miss Opal illness card: Get well from Miss Opal.Miss Opal · IllnessGet well from Miss Opal.Pastor Kevin illness card: Get well from Pastor Kevin.Pastor Kevin · IllnessGet well from Pastor Kevin.Mrs. Fern illness card: Get well from Mrs. Fern.Mrs. Fern · IllnessGet well from Mrs. Fern.Elder Clyde illness card: Get well from Elder Clyde.Elder Clyde · IllnessGet well from Elder Clyde.Caleb illness card: Get well from Caleb.Caleb · IllnessGet well from Caleb.Grace illness card: Get well from Grace.Grace · IllnessGet well from Grace.

What to write in a funny get well card