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Pastor Kevin

Pastor Kevin: Funny Cards from the Associate Pastor

Associate pastor, fresh from seminary. Has note cards for everything.

Pastor Kevin is fresh out of seminary. He is eager, nervous, carries note cards for everything and has never preached a sermon shorter than 47 minutes.

He is a great choice for new graduates, new jobs, anyone starting out and every church that has had a young associate pastor.

Pastor Kevin has cards for every occasion. Every card works the same way: the front sets up the joke, your recipient clicks to open it, and the punchline lands inside with your own note printed in smaller type right below it. Pick a card, add their name and a line or two of your own, and send it by email or text now or on the day you choose. Each card is $2.99, or save with a 5-card pack or the annual pass.

27 cards · $2.99 each

Pastor Kevin thinking of you card: Pastor Kevin has been meaning to call.Pastor Kevin · Thinking of YouPastor Kevin has been meaning to call.Pastor Kevin birthdays card: Happy birthday from Pastor Kevin.Pastor Kevin · BirthdaysHappy birthday from Pastor Kevin.Pastor Kevin anniversary card: Happy anniversary from Pastor Kevin.Pastor Kevin · AnniversaryHappy anniversary from Pastor Kevin.Pastor Kevin engagement card: You’re engaged. Pastor Kevin is honored.Pastor Kevin · EngagementYou’re engaged. Pastor Kevin is honored.Pastor Kevin wedding card: You’re married. Pastor Kevin is so happy.Pastor Kevin · WeddingYou’re married. Pastor Kevin is so happy.Pastor Kevin new baby card: A new baby. Pastor Kevin is ready.Pastor Kevin · New BabyA new baby. Pastor Kevin is ready.Pastor Kevin graduation card: You graduated. Pastor Kevin relates.Pastor Kevin · GraduationYou graduated. Pastor Kevin relates.Pastor Kevin promotion card: A promotion. Pastor Kevin is inspired.Pastor Kevin · PromotionA promotion. Pastor Kevin is inspired.Pastor Kevin congratulations card: Pastor Kevin heard the good news.Pastor Kevin · CongratulationsPastor Kevin heard the good news.Pastor Kevin retirement card: You’re retiring. Pastor Kevin is jealous.Pastor Kevin · RetirementYou’re retiring. Pastor Kevin is jealous.Pastor Kevin thank you card: Thank you from Pastor Kevin.Pastor Kevin · Thank YouThank you from Pastor Kevin.Pastor Kevin breakups & divorce card: Pastor Kevin heard about the breakup.Pastor Kevin · Breakups & DivorcePastor Kevin heard about the breakup.Pastor Kevin losing your job card: Pastor Kevin heard about the job.Pastor Kevin · Losing Your JobPastor Kevin heard about the job.Pastor Kevin illness card: Get well from Pastor Kevin.Pastor Kevin · IllnessGet well from Pastor Kevin.Pastor Kevin sympathy card: Pastor Kevin is thinking of you.Pastor Kevin · SympathyPastor Kevin is thinking of you.Pastor Kevin hurt on the job card: Pastor Kevin heard you got hurt at work.Pastor Kevin · Hurt on the JobPastor Kevin heard you got hurt at work.Pastor Kevin hurt doing a hobby card: Pastor Kevin heard about your hobby injury.Pastor Kevin · Hurt Doing a HobbyPastor Kevin heard about your hobby injury.Pastor Kevin new year’s day card: A new year. Pastor Kevin has a resolution.Pastor Kevin · New Year’s DayA new year. Pastor Kevin has a resolution.Pastor Kevin valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Pastor Kevin.Pastor Kevin · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Pastor Kevin.Pastor Kevin easter card: Happy Easter from Pastor Kevin.Pastor Kevin · EasterHappy Easter from Pastor Kevin.Pastor Kevin mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day from Pastor Kevin.Pastor Kevin · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day from Pastor Kevin.Pastor Kevin father’s day card: Happy Father’s Day from Pastor Kevin.Pastor Kevin · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day from Pastor Kevin.Pastor Kevin fourth of july card: Happy Fourth of July from Pastor Kevin.Pastor Kevin · Fourth of JulyHappy Fourth of July from Pastor Kevin.Pastor Kevin back to school card: Back to school. Pastor Kevin misses it.Pastor Kevin · Back to SchoolBack to school. Pastor Kevin misses it.Pastor Kevin halloween card: Happy Halloween from Pastor Kevin.Pastor Kevin · HalloweenHappy Halloween from Pastor Kevin.Pastor Kevin thanksgiving card: Happy Thanksgiving from Pastor Kevin.Pastor Kevin · ThanksgivingHappy Thanksgiving from Pastor Kevin.Pastor Kevin christmas card: Merry Christmas from Pastor Kevin.Pastor Kevin · ChristmasMerry Christmas from Pastor Kevin.