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Front of the Pastor Hollis breakups & divorce card: Pastor Hollis, on your breakup. “The LORD is nigh unto them that are of a broken heart.” Psalm 34:18
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Funny Divorce and Breakup Ecard · No. 773

““The LORD is nigh unto them that are of a broken heart.” Psalm 34:18”

From Pastor Hollis: Senior pastor. Opens with a verse, closes with the truth.

The front reads “Pastor Hollis, on your breakup: “The LORD is nigh unto them that are of a broken heart.” Psalm 34:18” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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