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Front of the Bernice illness card: Bernice, on feeling sick. Bless you. You’re sick.
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Funny Get Well Ecard · No. 825

“Bless you. You’re sick.”

From Bernice: Church secretary. Bless you. Now sign the sheet.

The front reads “Bernice, on feeling sick: Bless you. You’re sick.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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